Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Kaitou Tenshi Twin Angel: Kyun Kyun Tokimeki Paradise!!

I had a nice review of episode 1 typed up...but...It got lost because I forgot to save my post! So, let's do it this way...

Things I Learned from Kaitou Tenshi Twin Angel etc., etc., Episode 2!

1. Boobs are a great place to hide things...

...unless you have a small chest.

2. Crayfish can fly.

3. And butlers are known for their ability to tunnel underground.

4. Oh, and if a guy who looks just like your crush steals your underwear, relax. It's probably just some hillbilly.

In all seriousness though, this is probably one of the worst shows I've seen in the magical girl genre. I can't expect much if it's based on a pachinko game, but even with that in mind this show defies expectations. There's no semblance of a plot, no explanation for how the girls got their powers, and no actual characterization. Moreover, the show lacks the things that make up for being so crappy. The character designs are one is particularly cute. The action feels lacking, the villain is neither scary, cunning, nor funny, and the cliches don't seem to be intended as parodies. If they are, they fall far shorter than is acceptable. After watching the first two episodes, I have no idea whats going on. Kaitou Tenshi Twin Angel is without a doubt the worst anime of the summer.

In the words of one My Anime List user " As someone who has underwent chemo-therapy 4 years ago, I can justifiably say this show is worse than cancer."